Just a girl studying history who adores cartoons and has an unhealthy fixation with superheroes and dragons. Is also planning world domination.
* One vodka shot = 30mL of 40% ABV vodka
* One (Imperial) pint = 568mL of 5% ABV beer
(A US pint is less, 473mL)
1] “Tipsy” defined as 0.05 BAC (Blood Alcohol Content). This is the legal limit for driving in many countries. At this level of intoxication most people would experience a sense of well-being, some lowering of inhibitions and impairment of reasoning, but no obvious speech or movement impairment.
2] “Drunk” defined as 0.15 BAC (Blood Alcohol Content). At this level of intoxication most people would experience major impairment of mental and physical functions including blurred vision, impaired speech, severe lack of judgement and difficulty standing or walking.
Theoretically Steve Rogers should still be able to get drunk — it’ll just take him more effort than the average person, and a lot more effort than before he was given the super soldier serum. Which could explain why he thought he couldn’t get drunk any more.
For full details of calculations and assumptions behind these data, see here.
"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."
Hmm did you ever consider
that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”
while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan